I’m torn on this - I don’t love the Magnum, but this seems to be pretty well put together, and priced at an amount I wouldn’t completely balk at.

Am actually from Skokie. Can confirm. No shits given.

Anytime there is an “easy fix” that the owner just “hasn’t gotten around to fixing” I get very very anxious. If its so easy, just fix it - why is that such a hard concept?

Junior year of high school I was on the swim team. Tradition dictated that before the last meet of the year, the underclassman from both the boys’ and girls’ teams would decorate all the Senior’s houses in typical high school fashion (TP their house and trees, put up weird signs in their yard, write messages in chalk…

It would have to be somewhere where he could drive drunk to and from the stadium - too far and he doesn’t make it, too close and he’s not “in the zone” for the drive... Tinley Park, maybe?

You, sir, have a gift.

The only way this could be more perfect is if for some reason Waffle House started serving crab legs.

I called up JJ and apologized, he seemed cool about it. But then I got a text from Danny Boyle that said “keep my name out of your mouth”.

I am a fucking idiot...

they really went all in with the lens flares... did Danny Boyle produce this video?

What am I supposed to watch while I’m getting shitfaced on a bar’s patio during the 3 months its ok to be outside in Chicago? My whole summer is ruined now...

Who?

Breaking: Bulls sign Scarecrow stuffed with the cushioning from Phil Jackson’s old booster seat. Scarecrow is excepted to start tonight at PG with Michael Carter-Williams coming off the bench and Cameron Payne sent off on a snipe hunt.

+2 front war

0/5, would not comment again...

The baseball had reportedly read Albert the Gator: One Day at a Time prior to the game and became upset that Albert would preach love and peace but yet was an alligator.

Vice President Pence unfortunately got stuck on the platform during the photo-op - luckily, the Secret Service came prepared for such an event:

Your username is phenomenal. I imagine you trip a lot at Rise Against concerts?

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