who said anything about a left lane? why are you yelling?

The only lesson we’ve learned from Sandy Hook is the only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun is apparently Betsy DeVos.

This may be my favorite picture of all time

This is actually a fun question: whats your protocol for dealing with dickhead drivers?

I drove a 2006 Chevy Cobalt LS 4 door for a while when I was in college, and it was probably the worst car I’ve ever driven, ever.

Oh yeah, don’t get me wrong - its not a terrible idea in the slightest, its just that the commercial for it is ridiculous. It is literally the difference between someone explaining the concept in simple terms as you have above, versus Howie Fucking Long slapping some kid’s phone out of his hand because he could not…

that is excellent

+ 1 Alolminum

Howie Long was actually kind of a dickhead in a lot of those Chevy commercials. I can’t find it online, but does anyone remember the one where he was shilling for OnStar? It goes something like this:

Oh dear... the irony:

I now find myself wondering, “why even bother with the charade?”. These guys don’t care about anything aside from their own self-interests, and Congress doesn’t give two shits about what they say or do because they can finally do whatever they want without having to worry about the executive branch vetoing their…

“I have a wonderful plan to fix schools, and support those in urban areas. It all starts with

My grandfather fell asleep in a middle of a heated argument with my dad about why he should be able to still drive to Florida every year. That’s right - the man who couldn’t stay awake long enough to articulate why it was ok for him to drive from Chicago to Miami, felt he was completely fit to actually drive from…

Oh yeah, trust me, he’s not driving - its more of a pride thing for him at this point that he can get a license. Lucky for him, the retirement home offers free transportation within 5 miles (or something like that) which easily gets him to anywhere he needs/wants to go. If he’s going further than that, like for a…

My grandfather is 92, blind in his right eye, and suffering from what we believe to be early signs of dementia.

I was unaware that Gronk was coached by one of the Superfans...

Meanwhile...

Its the right way... the Cardinal way

Here is the pitch:

Does anyone else think that this looks “Tesla-esque” now? Not saying its a bad thing, but it looks very similar to a Model S in my eyes now... which is better than looking “Killitwithfire-esque”, obviously...