I was thinking that there would be a financial incentive to continuously field a competitive team, but after reading some other comments here there are other factors in play that makes this a pretty “un-doable” idea in American soccer. TIL.

Fun fact from the real world: the wife and I were on a road trip driving up to Wisconsin after the San Bernardino shootings. While int he passenger seat, she looked up phone numbers for the offices of each Representative and Senator on both state and Federal levels, and called all of them to voice her support for…

Are we the only pro league in the world that doesn’t have relegation? I know this is a vast over-simplification of things, but wouldn’t installing some sort of relegation and promotion system into American soccer go a long way in upgrading the quality of the sport here?

Are you also the same person who corrects people by saying “actually, that’s technically not an assault rifle, so your entire argument is invalid...”?

What in the actual fuck? He looks like a real boy now!

Ready for the real kick in the balls? Lets say, hypothetically, the Bulls put this internal strife behind them, make a bunch of sound moves in the upcoming off-season, grab/draft a serviceable PG, convince Niko to stop flipping a coin in the mornings to decide whether or not he’ll be butt on any given day, and…

I have no idea, but I know someone who just might know: http://gizmodo.com/sean-spicer-just-tweeted-something-that-looks-an-awful-1791649692

Melo: “I pretty much told him I that I wasn’t sure if I would consent to my no trade clause being waived...”

Popular opinion does, very clearly, show that Thursday night games are indeed butt - unfortunately, the NFL operates using an electoral college of opinion...

That’s all fine and good, but the question still remains: is Joe Flacco beaglete?

Death by Snu Snu would probably be my preferred way to go...

You skipped Club Crackers altogether?!?

“Yeah, but where would you even put the thing? I’d pass if I were you...”

But didn’t Gobert prove Westbrook wrong in that second clip? I mean, dude played defense on a point guard, stood his ground, didn’t foul, and didn’t allow a basket... So in reality, Gobert got the best of Westbrook here, no?

I imagine the Manhattan College Jasper’s monocle popped out right into the martini it was holding upon hearing such strong words.

Why would I need to go to Walmart to do that... can’t I just do that from home?

“Obviously I know its not the real Sidney Ponson - its just a prank, bro!”

I wonder which high school’s Sports Marketing class came up with “Rise UP”?

That’s what I kept thinking while I was reading the article - sure, the car would cover up a lot of the noise of the actual equipment, but whatever they were digging into would be really really loud, unless it was grass or dirt. I’m super curious about this now...