I’m pretty sure he would point out that there weren’t any prophylactics on Noah’s Ark, and that these “fossils” people keep digging up are all fake as heck.

So, as someone not into motorcycles, is this a huge deal, or just an unfortunate but inevitable circumstance?

I tried looking up Mark Danbeavy on basketball reference and nothing came up - I thought he played on the Bulls at some point, but it turns out I was thinking of Jud Buechler...

“That Guy” is Escalade - apparently he died in 2011. Long live Escalade.

Can someone Photoshop Randy Orton RKOing this dude?

I just can’t get behind the floating d-pillar... I know its “the new cool thing in car design”, but I just think it looks really dumb. Sure Toyota and GM might disagree with me, but what do those jabronis know?

Counterpoint:

“And would you be willing to make a questionable statement regarding black people, either via email or at a public event?”

Haven’t taken a look in a while, but lately the search results I get that are relatively close to me are all either in really rough shape, straight up parts cars, or “being sold in Chicago, but being kept in California” type sketchy-ness. Craigslist can be frustrating at times.

“Comanche”

If Duke was actually clever they would have held a press conference announcing that Allen would be suspended for the rest of the season, and in an unrelated development, the team has just added a “T. Cruz” who has just enrolled at the school as a grad student studying Soup Dynamics...

At first I was like, “that guy got elected?!”

So, can we talk about the last two offensive plays for PSU last night?

She traveled...

Can you think of a scenario in which you would go out of your way to punch somebody in the face? Obviously, I would defend myself if I or someone I knew was being attacked, but I honestly can’t imagine a situation where I would be the aggressor. What’s your line that needs to be crossed?

Counterpoint: Rolling Coal is fucking stupid.

Exactly, Milwaukee will be great unless they find a way to buck it all up.

Bears? Matt Barkley is...not a great option going forward. We could use an above average NFL quarterback.