Parking passes were expensive, so if you couldn’t afford the pass (or were one of the cool kids) you would park in the Old Orchard Mall parking lot across the street. The school would send out notices pretty regularly telling people not to park there, and that they’d be towed, so it was a pretty bad ass move to just…

Didn’t the owner also say the guy (the driver) was his cousin?

From what I’ve read so far there doesn’t seem to be consensus on whether or not this was an attack or just a really bizarre accident. I’ve read that there are no roads close to this market, and it does seem to mimic Nice. On the other hand I’ve read many German officials claiming they do not have sufficient…

I meant specifically these Puma kits are hideous - historically I have no problems with their Yellow kits. It’s these weird, skin-tight, with the strange black under arm jerseys that I’m not a fan of.

I need a Nomad in my life immediately.

They really should - no, need - to burn those jerseys. Holy shit, those yellow kits are fucking ugly... Puma is probably my least favorite apparel provider for soccer.

Why don’t you wear those nice zubaz pants that I got you for Hanukkah last year? Don’t you like them? The gift receipt was in the bag if you didn’t like them. And why are you always our buying new tables to smash when we got you a perfectly good one for your birthday? Look at you, skin and bones, you need to eat...…

Not true - no one has forgotten that Lions’ fans like to eat butt.

There is a shocking lack of Curt Schilling tweets on here...

The Texans have the following quarterbacks on their roster:

Man, Papa John really let himself go...

It is very cold outside, which is bad. Hot chocolate is good. Its Friday - what booze is going into your hot coco?

Fitzpatrick went to Harvard???

10 oz. gloves? Are we sure Trump didn’t write this?

Hold up..that Lada is $11,000?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

I don’t understand the appeal of any of this...oh no...am I no longer one of “the youths”?!?!

What is Angry Grandpa, and is it famous enough to warrant this guy having “Angry Grandpa” tattooed on his forearm?

He’s also just 5-foot-9, according to a short feature ESPN wrote about him today.

Josh Freeman played for a team called the Brooklyn Bolts in 2015 - to unsubscribe from FreemanFactz please reply with the phrase “FXFL”

I mean, I was fairly certain he was going to convicted of sexual assault... so yeah - he has completely surpassed my expectations of him.