I mean, taking a look at his Sophomore year: he didn’t even play against Clemson, was good against Notre Dame, and great against Georgia Tech... otherwise FSU didn’t really play anybody that tested them until the Oregon game and he looked awful. Yes he threw for a ton of yards, but they were also getting steamrolled…

How has no one set this video to Jim Ross commentary yet?

I thought the same thing. As silly as it may sound, a big reason why was I saw that FSU-Oregon game, and holy shit he looked bad against good competition. He looked completely overwhelmed when he wasn’t playing garbage ACC teams. Clearly he’s figured things out since then.

Wearing the same clothes everyday, eating only enough to stave off hunger, and bumming rides from his friends because he doesn’t have a car. If that’s not success, I don’t know what is...

Oh yeah, that’s just behind that old van on campus with the painted over windows, right?

So after all of the shitty stadium financing deals that have gone down... people are still thinking this is a viable, good idea. I mean... do people not read?

This is the first time I’ve read an article of yours and absolutely 1000% agree with everything you said. In fact, I would go as far as say PB + Honey is better than PB&J... come at me bro.

!!!HOT TAKE ALERT!!! In the city, if you shovel out your vehicle while parked on the street, you do not get “dibs” on that spot. That spot does not belong to you, and anyone can park there regardless of how many lawn chairs you leave - this is just part of living with a car in an urban area without an assigned lot or…

Unfortunately for Pryor, unlike other Buckeye Qbs, he went to Ohio State to play Tattoo Parlor.

Also, holy shit...that’s real cold right there.

I had to explain something similar to a friend of mine from California a few years back - December is just the beginning, just wait until the last week of January...

-7 Celsius is about 20 Fahrenheit.

The resemblance is uncanny...

+88

I just assumed this was a home video from Logan Paulsen’s childhood.

Beeks uncovers their scheme and attempts to kill them, but he is knocked unconscious by a gorilla who is being transported on the train. The four disguise Beeks with a gorilla costume and lock him up with the real gorilla.

#LOLJets

Again though, why not just say that? I’m not saying they’re right or wrong in doing so, I just find the lack of transparency very frustrating.

This is the second well written comment that actually addressed and answered the questions in my original post... the fuck is going on here, this is Deadspin, right?

Who told you about those?!? Was it Chad?!? Chad needs to keep his fucking mouth shut, he’s leaking all our secrets...