Hey man, don’t be so glum, you guys have Lakefront Brewery - that counts for something.

Hmmm... the Bears were eliminated from playoff contention during the pre-season, and Derek Carr seems like a decent fella... Fuck it, go Raiders.

You need balance dude, 0-10-0 is the way to do it....

Please revisit this in about a month:

I went to DePaul, but I’m not looking for a pity party... unless you guys already had something planned...

Wow, Chad Henne is still playing football? Good for him...

+4 skin

I needed to rent a pick-up for the day for a Home Depot run. I went to the nearest U-Haul and the guy honored my online reservation, gave me the newest truck on the lot (supposedly I was the first one to drive it), and told me not to worry about the scratch I ended up leaving in the bed when I returned it. Very…

You forgot the last part: “go to Pita Inn, order combination plate with a large hummus and a side order of falafel”. Then...you are truly free...

Wasn’t there a Ranger a while back just like this? I think it was called the Ford Ranger Crack Edition?

Q: 2:37 - how is that not travelling?

Is Rachel Bloom hot?

It’s Drew, isn’t it?

Are we underrating rum as an alcohol? I was in DC last weekend drinking some really good rum, shit was amazing...

I had the misfortune of watching part of the DePaul-Rutgers game on TV the other night (I’m a DePaul alum, so I figured I’d give it a shot). That was easily the worst game of basketball I’ve ever seen on any level. What’s the worst sports performance you’ve ever seen on TV?

I want The Shirt. Where can I buy The Shirt?

This is more or less how my nephew plays soccer. He’s 4 years old and has on more than one occasion punched his own coach. At the end of the season it was suggested that his parents find him a more physical sport to play.

So...did they score off of that or something?

When reached for comment, the Demon Deacon flexed both arms and began emphatically clapping his hands... more on this story as it unfolds.

I think you’re crazy for saying that thing will be a hoot to drive. That raised my eyebrow more than anything else...