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I know, right?! Fuck em...

it was hell, thank you for your concern

Oh fun, an appropriate place to share a bar-vomit story.

I live in Chicago, and frankly, the actual game play was the least offensive part of the experience. Whoever produced that game at Fox should consider ritual suicide. Also the game was bad.

Did I miss something or did that video demo not show anyone’s name popping up on the Lyft...thing (mustache replacement?)

This past weekend was the first Sunday this whole season where I watched an NFL game, with the hope that I had been overreacting to the shit quality of both the games and the broadcast teams so far this year, and that maybe - just maybe - I should give the NFL another shot to woo me...

You leave Richard Whistle out of this, he voted!

Ben McAdoo looks like he’s 15 minutes worth of clown make-up away from burying teenage boys under his front porch.

+ 1 it looks like you are making a comment, do you need help?

Very true, the pecking order at Midway is basically as follows:

Ashley. Madison.

Here is the only issue with Porter, and it is small and very specific: if you are flying into or out of Midway in Chicago, you will be late. I don’t know why this is, but we were late leaving and arriving to Chicago, and after looking into it online, apparently this is a common issue. That being said, when we ended

Anybody else watch Dave Diehl and...uh...some other fucking guy call that Bears-Bucs game on Fox? Holy shit, it was maybe the worst announcing I’ve ever heard in my entire life, including Joe Buck. Awkward silences, mistakes, and at least 2 solid minutes of the cameras panning to people wearing Cubs hats in the

Porter airlines is awesome - initially nervous about flying in a turbo-prop, but it was a super comfy flight. Also, free beer. Would recommend.

Can we take a moment and reflect, again, on how god-awful the Clippers’ new jerseys and logo are? Woof.

You have a gift, sir...

Very true - the new rules make the Ledger-man waaayyyyy OP. It’s like they forget that the game was about the cones.

This picture is confirmation that there is no God.

Dude, spoiler alerts!