Make America gate again!

Look at that car, look at its headlights... I don’t think so!

Dammit, no its not! I actually had to read to find out if that was true... you made me read you sonofabitch!

The aerodynamic benefits of having the windows up at highway speeds negates the fuel consumption of running the AC.

I’m a bit unclear on his stance here, is he pro or against sideline tablets?

False, there are no Bears fans...

Fair enough, any favorite cook books in that case?

What’s your go-to website for new recipes? I feel like I’ve been making the same dinners over and over for a while and am looking to shake things up - any suggestions?

Ken Bone is now the new Harambe, correct?

These are all direct quotes

[Schilling] “The math is staggering when you get to the true #s”

The entire population of the greater St. Louis area donned their finest Darren Wilson jerseys and started lighting torches when Jason Heyward signed with the Cubs - I’m fairly certain he doesn’t consider St. Louis “home” or “the best place in the world”.

I think you mean 11/28... this guy, amiright?

This is all fine and good, but when is the GOD DAMN DEADCAST COMING BACK?!?!?!?!

should have been a double play; whatever, it worked out in the end

Can we just take a second and marvel at how bad Jason Heyward has been at the plate this year? That bunt man... holy shit...

“She pushed me over to the bed, she grabbed my penis, and pushed it into her vagina,”

Why is that always the case - I’ve never had anyone who was in my seats ever be like “oh, my bad” and then get up and go sit somewhere else. That has never happened. Its always the opposite of “oh, my bad”.

That is extremely wishful thinking by her...