Jesus Christ, I can’t believe these assholes swept us last year... the fucking Mets!

Interestingly enough, the Rams’ madlib doesn’t change with the relocation to LA:

I completely agree, and yet the Cards keep playing... it defies logic, they should really just pack it in already...

She was eating break fast at night time? Suspicious....

Most men with ED take Viagra, Chris Berman just says “The Raiders” in that stupid fucking voice and goes from 6 to midnight.

Miata owners are the Vegans of the automotive world

Ya know, the more I hear Trump’s people talk about how we misunderstood what he was trying to say, the more I wonder why he didn’t just say “she’ll pick 2 new judges and take your guns away - supporters of the 2nd amendment should vote for me so this doesn’t happen” instead of “lets cap this bitch”

ESPN wants you all to know that Herm Edwards was the guy that picked up that fumble and returned it for a touchdown that one time. Also, Jaws played for the Eagles, in case this was not apparent.

Guys, this is really hard for me, but I appreciate you all being here to support me.

The two people that I personally know to be Giants fans have only publicly cheered for the team after their super bowl wins. Otherwise they just don’t talk about their team - ever; if you didn’t know any better, you would just assume they didn’t watch football.

Lovie got fired from the Bucs and landed as the head coach at U of I... and this was seen as an upgrade.

His tinder profile is Tim Jomsula

Remind me again why Jimmy Butler is on this team? I’m assuming he’s only on the roster to sing early 2000's pop songs on the team charter...?

Under. Rated. Comment.

At what age is it acceptable to complain about “the youths”? I’m 28 and personally can’t stand anyone 5 years or younger than me.

I’m getting married in September and the future wife and I are looking to do a small weekend getaway for a honeymoon the week after. Any suggestions?

This may be a top 15 gif, all-time. Very strong.

Curt Schilling’s memes are no longer dank. Sad!

The Cowboys are the Michael Bay Benghazi Movie of the NFL.

I had to edit that because I realized that Zach Miller isn’t 400 lbs., hes just old and bad...