Bad take - you’re asking if I’d rather be/feel clean after pooping or have simulated swamp ass for the rest of the day.

I imagine they both have dicks like Clydesdales - that’s the only way it makes any sense.

Quick someone dry clean the the post before they can shine a blacklight on it to look for more stars!

The only thing I remember from high school physics is that we got to go Six Flags at the end of the year...

I think you should pick another state’s educational curriculum as an example...

“We have heard your demands ancient ones, and are humbled to bring you seven ding-dong-dongers as a sacrifice”

Whelp, unfortunately it would appear that Mr. Joseph is no longer a resident...

Ha, I really burned that stickball playin’ pansy... now where are my keys and pants...?

Add in a healthy dollop of cheap whiskey and you can loose both your tooth enamel and your inhibitions...

I come to Deadspin to see ballplayers ding dongers... this is not what I had in mind

Something about the lighting and shadows in this video don’t seem right... I’m going to call bullshit.

+ 1 Pink Eye

Relevant:

‘15 Warriors? They wouldn’t beat the ‘46 Providence Steamrollers.

http://www.hot-dog.org/culture/hot-do…

Checks out:

Marchman, the Cardinals losing isn’t news....

“Hey man, if you just ignore all the dumb bad baseball things that we did as a team, we totally win that one.”

This has been your daily edition of Bay Area Sports Bros Are Worst Bros: Tales from when the Bandwagon wheel falls off

Counter-Counterpoint:web-md has made Baylor’s Medical School irrelevant. Granted, it says this rash on my foot is Super-AIDS, but at least I didn’t have to go to Waco to figure that out...