It was the heat of the moment, telling me what your heart meant. The heat of the moment shone in your eyes.

Yay! Fuck St. Louis!

Fun story - in college we went up to Marquette for our “rivalry” game (typically, both teams have to be competitive for it to be considered a rivalry, but I digress). Anywho, we got blown out, but as we 1) had been drinking all morning on campus, on the entire bus ride up to Milwaukee, and at the game itself and 2)…

Sorry, but I always find this hilarious. I’m really sorry about your sports...

The general consensus from the Clevelanders in my office is that even though there is literally no reason the Cavs should lose to Toronto, there is a really good chance that they’re probably going to lose to Toronto...

Cool, bring some Elliot Ness and we can commiserate over how god awful our football teams are!

As long as Derrick has no knees or trade value, the Garrett’s will not be shared - I need it.

Westbrook in this series reminds me of a slightly better Derrick Rose-when-he-was-still-good. It hurts my soul thinking about how far D Rose fallen off a cliff talent-wise/how good Westbrook is. I’m going to eat a garbage bag of Garrett’s Chicago mix until the pain goes away/diabetes...maybe both....

The fact that I’m your first star is downright criminal

Is anyone else excited for the upcoming Raptors-Thunder Series?

I had to google ‘foal’... it means ‘a horse that bears a strong resemblance to Dirk Nowitzki’.

+1 Shaft
+2 Balls

So, we’re just taking movies from the 80s, 90s, and aughts and arbitrarily making them into TV series now?

Was that Bestride.com article written by Goose Gossage? Holy shit... the takes they burn!

Oh, don’t get me wrong - I’m still totally on board with this

Pictures show 2 different vehicles and the seller describes its condition thusly:

When we were the first city out I was soooo happy...

I mean, yeah... they’re broke, of course they’re going to ticket you.

Illinois doesn’t require sticker on the front plate, just the back - so maybe not as uncommon as you might think?

Wow! What a fun sport!