In 2007 only one pitcher on the Red Sox was a crazy asshole...

The “look at these idiots putting down real money for a car that they like from a company they have faith in for good reason considering their current product line” take is currently hotter than the sun on this site. I don’t quite understand why people want Tesla to fail so badly - the only explanation I can come up…

Sam Casell doesn’t count because he’s from a different solar system

I’m just excited in the potential for this to drive down product costs - remember pretty much everything you own or interact with on a daily basis was on a truck at some point. Automated driving is going to make transportation cheaper and faster, its going to free up state police budgets as highway patrols are going…

+1 very discerning sort of bird... Ominous!

#DisruptTheNorth

“The Alley Oops” band name, dibs

Every time I see a car with that sticker, it’s turn signals are broken...

“Did you guys try freeing Tibet...?”

St. Louis doesn’t have “sports bros” because they do things THE RIGHT WAY, which is much much worse...

Bay Area sports bros are worst sports bros

Its good to see the entire Ballbuster clan could make it to the game

Fantastic, we really appreciate it. So, you’re a coroner or a medical examiner, right?

That final score looks like the outcome from a Bulls intra-squad scrimmage... if the scrimmage went to overtime...

“Can you teach Casey Chan how to write one of these? ‘Preciate it.”

I was under the impression that Kamara was a chameleon. It should really be no surprise that he come and go.... he come and go....

This is the reality of being a Cubs fan: a historic start to the season, and all I’ve been doing is praying to whichever deity that will listen to me that they don’t fucking blow it.

“That line ain’t that impressive...”

I’m still excited about this - so many times I need a truck bed, but don’t want to deal with owning an actual truck. Pretty much every review I’ve read so far has made me want to snatch one up (although fuel economy was kind of disappointing, tbh).

Yes