He missed an opportunity to use "getting ran over by a Buss" for #59 on every list.

Surprised Philadelphia isn’t on there.

I couldn’t help but read this as a basketball starting 5. In which case I definitely like having Buddha coming off of the bench. Seems like he’d have the temperament to be the quintessential 6th man.

Small Little Bone was the worst rapper in Bone-Thugs-N-Harmony don’t @ me. 

there hasn’t been this much fuss about a second Schutt Air since the JFK assassination

Or maybe the wealthy professional football team he plays for could figure out a way to get its hands on one for him.

Of course he was fired, you are supposed to fake injuries ON the field.

Naomi Campbell, shitty attitude aside, is an eternal bombshell.

But let us also talk about Naomi:

I thought that too, but remember: he said it in Spanish.

Imagine being too homophobic for Utah.

When “keeping it Real” goes wrong.

the ball came spinning out counterclockwise because of the Oriolis Effect

I would say that this is some Angels In The Outfield shit, but the existence of this Orioles team actually negates the idea of God

Typical Deadspin, making this all about Race.

That’s nothing. You should see what BYU would do if he had sex!

This is the old man I strive to become.  Has empathy, but not without enjoying the absurdity of life. Also I would like to own a hat

Of course Cashman supports law enforcement. Ever notice all those thin blue lines on Yankee jerseys?

Thank you all for the correction, I was mistaken.