Daily check-in since 2008.  This is going to unleash so many attorneys back to actually billing. Dear god.  

I’ve been a regular here since 2006. My social circle doesn’t really allow many opportunities to talk sports so I treasured that this was THE place that allowed for my dumbass jokes and ridiculous takes to be heard (and even then, there were better comments made by better people).

Preztelcoatl.

I feel like venture capitalists would consider theft a sport, right?

This is good and now I hope Deadspin never covers sports again.
And if Jimbo gives you any trouble about Trump, explain that you’re dunking on him, and dunking is sports. 

Not the first time 4 shots in 15 minutes have gotten Wayne Rooney in trouble...

Rivers brought all of his kids to the game.

Sir, that’s not a banana suit, it’s a yellow pantsuit. And this isn’t a Pac 10 game. It’s a Lane Bryant.

That’s not Illinois, that’s a secret character that uses Illinois’ spites but with darker colors. You unlock it by pressing select and start as the game starts.

Defensive Holding!

Thanks for the phrasing! Now, when my boss asks me why there are so many searches for “twink wrestling videos” on my office computer, I can just say I was looking for this guy’s highlight videos.

Please tell me it involves cosplay where your wife wears this outfit:

My wife and I have been looking for a spark in the bedroom, and surprisingly it was also Ryan Fitzpatrick. 

I saw Darby Allin jump onto BrodyKing’s back with a skateboard with thumbtacks on the bottom of it at a PWG show and ever since then he has been my son and I love and support him in all of his endeavors.

An Allin who doesn’t cover himself in his own piss and shit while performing? Count me out

Come on, that’s not a fair comparisons and you know it. Snoop’s dancers get paid.

Rock Chalk, Crip Walk

How does a grandparent (or parent if younger) tell their granddaughter or grandson not to become an acrobatic dancer when Kansas is featuring them with Snoop at basketball games?

If any country was going to have a twin-scored goal...

What is with the defeatist tone of this article? A person required to play quarterback for the Jets *wants* to continue to live, which is undeniable progress.