that and i’ve been spelling B-A-N-A-N-A-S a la Gwen Stefani in my head for the last 15 minutes.
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He likely swallowed a large amount of blood from the nose bleeds and that ended up in his stomach and then the toilet. You get this when you have more serious internal bleeding in the stomach or intestinal tract as well.
when thatcher died i celebrated with irish car bombs. what celebratory drink would you celebrate with when trumps arteries get clogged with a french fry?
the escalator is cool but then you’re stuck in wheaton
they’re chosen family
wash your hands
El Chuchos on 11th street in Columbia heights is the bomb diggity.
you’re forgetting about all of their wives
If I was part of that ref crew I would just walk and refuse to work anymore that tournament. What kind of bullshit is that?
There was a moment I caught between naps where the announcer said: “I don’t like when people say Jen is one of the best FEMALE cornholers because to me she is one of the best cornholers period. Her gender doesn’t limit her abilities.” And in that moment I knew we had truly welcomed cornholing into 2017.
I was just dumped by my boyfriend after being together for six years so I’m just getting into online dating and it is hella rough. I don’t like it. I’m so much more comfortable in person but online is like the way to go now.
Oh Trump can skate...skate by on his daddy’s small loan
he looks like a shrunken head that got unshrunken
scorching postscript
my gut is certainly not “stil” watching this
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My favorite late 2016 discovery was Lizzo. Also my favorite live performance of the year.