He broke that backboard like Kim broke her vows.

With that Unicersiry of Arizona education it makes sense he didn’t realize he only needed to go to the mid-west to beat Michigan State.

Wait serious question why do you need to cast your vote for a single party??

Unfortunately for Rubio a side effect of marijuana use is dry mouth.

Of course it is. I don’t have a costume and the liquor store burned down. Halloween might as well be cancelled.

Pictured: Mr Smash mouth spitting some hot takes

And they’re both managed to find ways to get into teen locker rooms.

Yeah I would have appreciated a NSFW tag.

Well I’m never letting you pet my son with that attitude.

Not related to the article because this clearly a very good dog but I found this picture the other day and have enjoyed it immensely:

It’s hard to tell whether Nashville or Montreal got the better hockey dog in this trade.

His compensation may seem high but he is doing the work of two people: the CEO of track and the CEO of field. So really he is only making $850k.

I don’t think it’s a rivalry between the teams but a rivalry between the fans. I know a lot of people who are Ravens fans that were once Washington fans and the Washington fans tend to look down in this as if rooting for a more successful and less racist team is a bad thing.

Thanks NFL for making me click through four different times just to watch the video. Ain’t nothing snappy about that.

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Tonight’s I’m going to have a John Daly in his honor.

Feeding skyline chili to dogs begets more skyline chili

#GutsOutForHarambeBecauseWeCantFindOurDicks

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