So close to reaching the climax! I'm going to explode with excitement.

Can we get Judge Kara in here to rule on this lighting situation

Takelahoma City Bombing

I know they said it was going to be a bad year for pistachios, but 25¢ per nut is absolutely outrageous.

Boy do I feel like a fool!

You could have had Beyonce perform on the pre-show with that new singer song writer Lukas Graham and she still would have out shined Britney, like come on.

You may be embarrassed but I thought that she was saying I-G-G-WATT and that is why I couldn’t figure out the supposed meaning behind the song. It all seems so silly now.

To think that was filmed just last year when they discovered the Internet.

i can help with the hippo

Al I could think was ants carrying blades of grass

I also like the trick Tom Brady does when he brings in the newspaper before going for walkies in the morning.

Okay but where does Fox News stand on this now? Puts them in a tricky position.

And here I thought if I wanted to see some bats bang some big dongers I needed to go to Camden Yards.

CantSleepFatFootballMansFatWillEatMe

I tried

ya i know, thanks

As he rode on in agony, the bicycle riding spectator regretted not catching Eliud Kipchoge’s cup.

Because I had to look up who he is (I still don’t know really) he’s apparently still managed by Joe Simpson. Which makes thus story more delightfully early 2000's

Immediately. You could say he bolted ove r.

Thankfully you're not building anything integral to the safety of a structure.