I guess the CBC commentators are a little out of their depth when it comes to unfrozen water. At least they are gold medalists in apologizing.

The NFL erred when they hired Amateur Football Field Painters Inc. instead of Pro Football Field Painters Inc.

Worked better than when he tried this on a Friday

“Free styling? Forget that!”

I like being a big fish in a small pond, not a small fish in a sewage filled river.

Yet when I celebrate my ridiculous record breaking BM in an Olympic swimming pool I’m asked to leave.

Seems to be how it works in real life too

+/- 1 net worth

The green mile was in reference to something else, buddy.

Do you have to play the balls where they lay?

I hate the English language. It took me far too long to realize that underground tunnels that transport human waste weren’t experts on the McCall Pattern Company.

I bet Chad boned Grayson’s wife Breanna

He must have spotted a Pee-Kachu

Reality TV

Man it’s always worth it to jack some dongs. No matter how big, how small, whether it’s just in your back yard, the alley, or in front of 40,000 people: JACK THAT DONG!

You sound just like my boyfriend

My dick is like a can of bud light: Supremely disappointing. :(

“You have good taste I heels.”

I hear you retain clients better if you swallow