2016 is TOO wild

How can we make you go choke on a mediocre burrito?

I started working at a fast casual Chipotle style restaurant for the first time a couple months ago. While I would say we generally treat our employees better than chipotle I still see some of the same situations. Low margins means you schedule as few people as possible and when those people are often teens you run…

terrible sign! you should throw that down on the ground and leave it there

jesus christ someone take away that balls license!!

Reality show in 5,4,3,2,1

Not Gallagher II, you’ll get the original. He’s the racist, sexist, homophobic bigot that the GOP would hold up as a TruthTellerTM

I kiss you once, then I stare at the ceiling

Interesting, thank you for the facts Mr. MotherfuckingJones.

BUT ITS METRIC IN CANADA! THERE MATH IS DIFFERENT DIPSHIT!!!!!!

Were did the other 11 yards come from than? Explain that dipshit!

I’m such a fool! They’re fields are metric

Clickbait headline is clickbate. There are only 100 yards on a football field. Gawker media is at it again.

And why can't it say diamond correctly???

The dairy industry is coming for Kara. Milk is officially fergilicious giving me no choice but to drink it, lactose intolerance be damned.

Wait wait wait did I say it was as good ? No because I fuck me up some pancakes but if I'm making some pancakes an essential part of that process is some of that batter

Underrated, but also good is pancake batter

It looked pretty cool on my brand new 48" Samsung HD SMART TV but yes overall very blah.

I'd love to donate, but gay.

It’s a thing because I can’t satisfy your mom :(