In a privately paid for, non-taxpayer-funded stadium.

So what if he tried to hit Hyde?  He’d have like an 81.7% chance of missing anyway.

I thought it was the Celtics that had the coking hazard posters.

These owners really need to stick to sports.

I was walking to my seat at Camden Yards, hat on, toddler and diaper bag in hands and the anthem started playing. Before I could let out a groan, this old Fox News patriot hag immediately smacked me on the back of the head and told me how offended she was that I wouldn’t remove my hat. She then proceeded to tell me…

If we HAVE to stand for a specific song, and HAVE to put our hands on our hearts or risk getting jacked are we really free?

Higher chance of him having to eat a bear’s ass in prison

it would absolutely whip ass if this guy was eaten alive by a bear or something

Getting slammed head first into the ground does less brain damage than regularly watching FOX news 

Like anything related to the NFL, Hard Knocks’s efforts to show reality are hindered because through the entire process Roger Goodell is standing there looking over everyone’s shoulders while sweating and breathing heavily.

Wait, “Hard Knocks” is supposed to be reality-based, pulling the curtain back on teams and various plots and sub-plots. And they...didn’t expressly acknowledge Brown’s feet and work that into the script? What the fuck?

I’d have cold feet too if I had to play for the Raiders.

The TV people know what’s going on and always put the camera on the linesperson when they get one right.

This is gonna sound name-dropping insidery but beating the Hawk-Eye is a very real thing for the lines crew. You get up for it. You get your call challenged, it goes to the Hawk-Eye, everybody starts clapping, it says yep you got it right, that’s fun. You can’t acknowledge it, but deep down, fuck yeah you are pumping…

Let’s see....White, Texan, cross necklace, polarized lenses, Under Armor shirt...

I must have been on the cusp of a cycle or a no-hitter during my entire baseball career as a kid because none of my teammates ever spoke to me.

To be specific, he got impeached for a lie! If 1998 were today, the President would have been impeached over 11 thousand times!

they have three official mascots

This article has inexplicably sent me down a Tampa Bay Rays rabbit hole where I have learned that the “Rays” in their name is “now meant to primarily refer to a burst of sunshine rather than a manta ray” and that they have three official mascots, each with their own backstory and biography. One, Raymond, is apparently…

You're with me, Leather, the t-shirt!