Love the Fish. Hate the owner. Thankfully, he’s 35 years my senior giving me a glimmer of hope that one day I will see the Marlins under different (competent) ownership.

100% of pandas are NOT voting for Trump. We cannot say the same for a certain “highly evolved” species. Who really deserves extinction, hmmm?

Counterpoint:

I guess it’s true, what they say:

“You’re scared of the Claw.”

If Trump wins, I hope President Obama drops a deuce on the Oval Office carpet and sprays it with gold Rustoleum on his way out.

As a guy who’s 5'6", I am filled with hope.

His prison nickname will be Bumper. But not in a sexual way. It’s just what he should expect kids to do in that sort of environment.

Will someone PLEASE write a follow up titled: What Dating A Broad Taught Me About Stateside Sexism??

I’m sure from the response about how the MOU was

Dan touched on it today. He paused long enough to give Harrison a chance to retract or soften his statement. He was in a tough spot because they are coworkers.

Stop making fun of Diane Keaton! She has a very real and well-founded fear of vampires. Her wrists and throat must remain protected at all times.

Magnanimity

We can work on cases, read Gawker, and shop online all at once! Although I prefer Duluth Trading Company to Nordstrom.

Don’t say that! I’m only 1.5 years into it.

I work with a bunch of other male attorneys (we range in age from 30 to 50) who think they live on the set of Mad Men. The lack of respect is disgusting. I’m no saint, but some of these asshats could use a good chewing up and spitting out.

So true.

He’s awkward, he lacks clarity in explaining the finer points of the rules, and he always looks startled, like he was just woken up from a nap.

Do you foresee any jurisdictional issues with these cases? I know that if I place a bet while sitting at my computer in State X, that’s probably enough to satisfy minimum contacts. But with the internet, everyone is everywhere now.

That’s absurd! There’s no way he plays a full quarter.