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PutinOnDaRitz
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Jul 11 2016
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It’s only a matter of time until some random adult shows up at a school playground, his phone held out in front of him, and is forced to explain to police that he is simply trying to upgrade his Pocket Monster.

Jun 29 2016
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I think he comes back in Episode IX. We find out Snoke is actually an underdeveloped clone of Palpatine who decided a clone army of Sith would assure victory rather than Jango clones. During the final epic battle against the Sith clone army, Mace returns from the Jedi equivalent of Valhalla to turn the tide while Read more

Jun 28 2016
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Can we please put all these on hold until we’ve finished the first season of The Dozens: Lady Olenna Edition?

Jun 27 2016
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Has to be Loria because he’s run TWO teams into the ground and ruined baseball for both Montreal and Miami. For an encore, he broke the news of Ali’s death during a Marlins game. That’s right. When The Greatest of All Time died, Loria was there to comment, “First!” Read more

Jun 27 2016
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Regarding the Wall and White Walkers, I expect with the arrival of winter they will just walk around it on the ice. Read more

Jun 18 2016
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I guess plunging your country into financial crisis is one way to get your bribe money back.

Jun 12 2016
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It’s difficult to read some of the comments in the aftermath of an event like this. Pepole want to use this as an example of our gun problem, our religion problem, our security problem, or our bigotry problem. But we need to strip away those issues. The common denominators are fear and lack of understanding. Read more

Jun 6 2016
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He can join Antonio Cromartie as yet another NFL corner who wishes he was firing blanks.

Jun 4 2016
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And did those saved funds go towards productive educational causes as Daniel suggested? No. They were diverted to provide cop cars with MOAR STICKERS! Read more