This is why we need Trump in the White House. He would build a wall to keep the snow out.

You can’t stop him. You can only hope to contain him.

Please don’t do that again.

I still like this spoilerception best:

“G”

He’s got the touch...

True story: My parents have a fancy dog. Purebred. Royal treatment. Three names. The works. As he got older, he had trouble playing with his favorite toy, a small soccer ball. My dad’s solution was to let some air out of it so fancy dog could grip it better.

+1 set of steak knives

And now a reading from the second tweet of the apostologist Steve to the Philipians...

Clearly, handing the ball off is the way to go.

I was trying to explain to some friends last night the vision it took to get this pass to its destination. As Crimson Tide fans, they dismissed it as athletic ability that will soon fade and make Cam distant memory in Charlotte.

This made me chuckle out loud. 4 out of 3 stars.

I was really hoping it was Dave Coulier. Again.

Click on the “Filed to: Obituaries” link below the byline and have a gander at the three democratic drop-out articles sandwiched between Jindal and Walker.

Best. Satyr impression. Ever.