The fucking loser Donald Trump proves to be a fucking loser by fucking losing. Pathetic.

Is Paul Ryan still the “smartest guy in the room?” Just wondering.

Yes, but threats of cracking skulls, breaking faces, and political death  are a very tremendously better feeling deal. For a born loser.

News Flash (AP). Donnie Truck Driver fails to make victory lane. The three-wheeled brick, TrumpCare Special, crashed spectacularly in the pits on the warm up lap. The resultant inferno was a sight to behold. GOP pit crews scattering to hometowns lickity split and Racer Donnie en flambe. A very weak and tremendously…

Nail. Coffin. Hammer. NASCAR. Dead. Who cares.

Ditto. Never use it!! It sucks. Is very tremendously fucked. And very unfair Obama used it. Not good!

“Big day for healthcare. Working hard! Skin very youthful. Tremendously sexy!!! Orange tan on tight. Much more handsome than the unfair (and very sick) Obama. My day’s work. Excellent.”

NEWS FLASH (AP). Unnamed sources, corroborated by Rep. David Nunes (R, Calif.), have just revealed that President Obama surreptitiously spied on “president”-elect Donald Trump. Reports reveal that Obama was observed watching Trump expound on internal Russian political affairs on FOX news. All this occurred while…

Google Cuban Missile Crisis.

Yup. For many of that generation. But thanks for the snark. :)

from a SAC....oops

When I was a kid and a knower of all things auto. With a dad who’s knowledge of cars was the complexity of turning the key, I was the self appointed family car purchase guru. These were fresh on the US of A market. And I, of course me, just had to have one. Recommended one to dad. So off to Insero Motors in…

I grew up near Pease AFB. SAC B-47s and KC-97s. This initial sound was the stuff of my nightmares.

I grew up during the entire span of the Cold War. And a few miles for a SAC base to boot. Perfect targets. Perfect death. Those who dream of surviving the unsurvivable are, well, dreaming fallout fantasies. For me and my childhood, the faster the burn, the less pain there would be to see.

I was hoping for a SAAB.

I am very respectful of the office and use the gentlemanly quotation mark, as in, the “president.” I also forgo the capital P. Such is my respect for the Overripe Musk Mellon.

I’ll drink a Mello Yello to that.

Joke.

California. Who cares. These are the fastest vehicles in Trumpistan. All the hillbilly hat cowboys love ‘em. Daisy Duke gals too.

Rancho....er....Bimbo Deluxe.