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Ah yes, the old Ladas. I learned how to drive a stick in one, my grandpa had a Lada Samara.

Luna is the name of a cat I know! One hot summer night I was working on my computer with the window open, and a black cat jumps in, nuzzles me and then curls up to sleep on my beanbag! Most random encounter ever! I called her Luna after the cat from Sailor Moon, as she was also jet black. She’s a street cat but is

FREAKING STORY TIME

/me scrolling through images:

Too much overhang, rockers sit too high.

And it’s a Lamborghini? Were they trying to make a callback to the 80s and the Countach? Jesus.

AK! This is ugly!

This whole article series has been excellent. Very interesting to see a salvage high performance car bought a low price and turned to a Pikes Peak race car and then becoming the faster Corvette ever up the mountain, with room for improvement still. Please do contribute more to Jalopnik.

While the actual stunt is awesome enough, the smoothness in which she executes it is what’s truly amazing. There’s no jerkiness or quick movements at all. She executes this as easily as someone yawns.

I love this kid.

Meanwhile, elsewhere in the world:

We didn’t go to the moon! It was all shot on a sound stage.

We need to start conducting this witch hunt properly—we’ll throw Trump in a lake and, if he drowns, he’s innocent.

And the US embassy in London has also gone renegade:

I don’t understand how there’s not a mass of resignations following this bullshit. These attorneys essentially have no choice but to defend this bullshit, and for something that’s so indefensible they’ve actually done a really good job. They’ve gotten several federal judges, presumably all fairly smart, to agree to

So the acting Ambassador to China quit. Does Newt Gingrich have another mistress?

That rumbling sound heard in DC this morning wasn’t an earthquake.

To be fair, Cruz learned the Russians had informed Trump of the location of Cruz’s clutch of eggs. He had to protect his hatchlings (although Cruz did eat 3/4s of the resulting swarm as befitting his role and duties as mater to the brood)!

Very true. Houston becomes a lot more appealing once you live in Texas.

1) Find a job in Houston and move out of Plano.