I win.

“Oklahoma Republican state senator”

Your articles are fabulous. Excellent composition too. Please do write more. And more. We enjoy. But your Corvette really should be red. They go faster.

Heading to the Great State of Schleswig-Holstein to talk with the volk about JOBS, JOBS, JOBS! Big progress being made as the Der Stürmer is reporting.

Play acting Seal Team hero pulls trigger. Blows dick off. Non-Nazi America celebrates.

Josh Duggar Is Now Claiming That Reports He Molested His Sisters Caused Him ‘Emotional Injury’

In the olden days. Daily Trumpet-Examiner. Headline.

“For some reason, this issue of climate change has emerged as a paramount issue for the alt right who must as a result fuck over socialist lefties everywhere. And hey, science? Fuck you too!”

My Fiat 128 (1976) station wagon engine bay looked like this.

Malden is in greater Boston. Only one town (Everette) away. Enough said.

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We teachers are assholes. It’s a given. We understand. We are scum of the Earth.

I was reading those comments. They were coming in as fast as shot gun pellets in a Texas bird hunter’s face. And most were not Trumpian Legion dicks. Those losers were staying away so as to do more losing. In Loserville.

The most appropriate synonym for traitor is traitor. But my vocab is weak. Feel free to improve upon my selection.

I rode in one as a kid and I never forgot it. A friend of my dad - both high school teachers - bought a new Isetta. Two toned white and robin’s egg blue or something like that as I recall. He offered my dad and his two boys a ride and it was a blast for a kid! Like riding inside a lawn mover. And I adored the front…

This year’s met gala theme was smoking hot in the bathroom. If you like what the cat dragged in.

Trump urges graduates to forget all they learned over the past four years. And then stand up for autocracy, subjugation, and bleeding the government dry. Trump’s Big Three speech. Remember the date. History will.

Ambassadors for Jesus H. Christ with passports straight to Hell.

I wish Katy the best. But she had better floss before the job interview.