hot dog water does not exist because hot dogs are grilled, and that is the only acceptable method of preparation.

Please clarify on whether you mean all forms of square cut or just square cuts on a round pizza.

but how else can you be sure to put that air sickness bag to use?

it is the best way to consume rice

tap water is a government entitlement; only apple juice from their best farm lobbyist 

the peanut flavor is really overpowering, so if you love standard milk reese’s and only hate white chocolate/confectionery lies a little bit, you may find them pretty ok

but then toad in the hole isn’t sold right next to the frog legs

i can enjoy sweet and condensed cheese, as long as i’m not set up for disappointment with the candy being sold in chocolate spaces or even using the word in the packaging. 

most people don’t even understand the healthcare they got or what single-payer even means

i just picture them eating 5-star comfort food paid for by lobbyists 

black is for adults; red is for children

It is hidden by snow.

The shorts are year round - not necessarily jorts. He switches to cargo and L.L.Bean short shorts for variety.  Someone like this hates cats and maybe holds captive a non-pet in a cage or glass box.

I tend to attribute that to their limited knowledge of punctuation. It’s people who type out the various conversational grunts [uh um uhuh huhhh] that make me feel violent.

Becky drives a Camaro and doesn’t obey the speed limit because the traffic cop will let her go with a warning and her number.

The skirt had potential.  It should have been pared with a more blazery top and not have that shoe lace ‘fly’.

This is why the new pronouns were needed.  Now to work on bringing back ‘thee’ and end the use of singular ‘you’

When a man says “I’m a feminist” the translator in my head changes that to “I will never pay for things”

I guess it is marginally more appealing than the gizzard.

The automatic wiper mechanism could also turn on the lights, but I think we are a few years away from a car that can do that and stay under budget.