the best jello salad is a wrestling match

Pizza with vegetables is a meal.

Soup that contains hot dogs is grounds for divorce, according to my grandfather.

really makes a difference what type of work

As will I. In Maryland, if chocolate can be considered an ingredient instead of candy, it is not subject to sales tax. So, in similar jurisdictions, everyone wins if we stop pretending M&Ms are legitimate candy.

snitching deals get drug kingpins lighter sentences than their mules, who have no information to trade

More Twists: America was great when North West Airlines was making music.

Bernie is too busy being offended on behalf of the waiter that this waiter has to grovel for tips rather than being paid a living wage. His personal variant of dementia causes him to only notice class issues.  Can’t be Biden either - Biden would just sing along and then wonder why everyone fell silent.

If they mean only the standard variety pictured - M&Ms can leave and go to the ingredients section where they belong.
If they are talking about all spinoffs, I’ll have to sacrifice peanut butter cup perfection if it means I never have to see Pieces taking shelf space from peanut butter M&Ms

this makes them an ingredient.  if they leave candy forever they can live with the chocolate chips, where they belong

a monster who wants to punish you for wanting lasagna

That may be from all the times I’ve called someone a bastard for ruining a perfectly good brownie with death crystals.

Herring in a fur coat would make a fun pizza theme

Hawaiian pizza was something made up at the beginning of the Cold War by the KGB who were jealous of our extra states and wanted to make them look bad.

Ask Nathan Fillion if this is also something that should never happen.

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but it has a disappointment taste for having chocolate in the name and not the product

no, it just gives your poo a stylish summer scarf

would you say it was worth betraying your family for?

no one should have to care about how they look at golden corral or walmart.  those are sanctuary businesses for people who want to look their worst.  your name does not check out since you worry about muffin tops.  also, get bent.