Never knew Methodists couldn’t drink.
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This makes you sound like a rational person. No reason do donate to anyone or anything you can’t research.
FUCK REPUBLICANS!*
Beans are not a required ingredient in chili.
Kale in a smoothie as punishment for wanting a milk shake is the worst kale.
That title is held by Cream of Wheat, also, grits.
Arugula is spicy?
Roobios is like green tea made with cherry cough syrup.
This article follows one where a celebrity instructs us on how to make bologna exciting.
This article contains the phrase “sandwiches of onions”.
I really didn’t understand why the quote wasn’t cut before that point. If one is going to make the case that cold cuts are the saddest of all possible sandwich fillings, one can’t mention onion sandwiches in the same breath.
Right? She isn’t a bad actor because what she does in movies can’t be considered ‘acting’.
Hot dogs are good for the hospital menu so that patients can fully appreciate the sweet release of death.
This is why they are not longer called ‘cheese dreams’. Kraft is a “cheese” nightmare.
This should be the official Sloppy Joe, despite only existing in like 3 towns in Central Jersey, just by virtue of being a proper sandwich. Trying to put chili on a hamburger bun is now the ‘go home, you’re drunk’.
It’s cool if the cows aren’t related.
1. I wonder if she was even going 120mph. Did it happen in one of those jurisdictions where cops can just eyeball it? Do they have to show any proof of a speedometer reading?
2. Race car drivers and (competent) cops themselves are more than capable of driving safely at the 200mph level, proving that humans, possibly…
Don’t forget milk alternatives. They often don’t make it to WIC rations, which make them less accessible to those who need/prefer them. Additionally, the taste difference in shelf-stable almond milk vs refrigerated is less steep than that of animal milk.
This is an essential requirement of a sandwich. A sloppy Joe is how one eats chili without knowing what bowls are.
Right? You can chop up the bird in the latest spatchcock trend and ruin your Norman Rockwell Instagram, which is really the whole point of turkey. You can invest in extra time and accoutrements to have a turkey that is so perfect, it tastes almost as good as the mediocre chicken offered at a gas station near you!