Nathan Fillion has the answer to all the weird whataboutisms for all the alternative ways people can force hot dogs and other sausages into conventional sandwich configuration: This should never happen.

The phrase “shit sandwich” goes in the column in favor of hot dogs as sandwiches, as it provides a perfect alternative name for one.

Healthy people don’t get to have sandwiches.

Were they from the DC area? That is considered suspiciously cheap here.

This was the proof I needed to be sure that you were the evil twin.

This diagram requires an overlap in the hamburger and hotdog circles.

Pita pockets are deep into the extended definition of sandwich. A person who has accepted a pita pocket as a sandwich has long past accepted hot dogs, and will perhaps debate whether a ravioli also qualifies.

No, it just retains the word because English is weird.

I just don’t find TX brownies, cake, muffins, or ice cream to be a dense enough system of chocolate conveyance. On the cake to brownie spectrum, the TX brownie is much closer to the cake side, but it uses the name ‘brownie’, which leads to disappointment when one is expecting the denseness of a standard brownie.

Mullets aren’t proper long hair, though.

I can see not liking brownies is one is only familiar with ‘Texas style’ or ruined with walnuts.

You said earlier that you scrape of the buttercream.  You theoretically should be happy about muffins that allow you to skip that step.

The only time I have had success in replacing dairy with vegan in a savory application was using Cedar’s hummus in lieu of cream cheese for a bagel spread.  This is a cry for help rather than a criticism on all vegan substitutions.

Wear fancy sweat pants and try to pass as tech CEO.

The name seems to imply that this gray designed the Dodge Omni, and that is nothing to admit to.

Really, you can say the same thing for “lactose intolerance” since a significant segment of the population does not get farty after cheese.

FACT: Anyone who doesn’t drink an MSG shake for every meal of the day is food-racist against Asian cuisine and also just wants attention.

All leafy greens can be chopped: iceberg has no purpose.

Roombas like to feel pretty sometimes.

The no-salt movement was what the witch trials were really about.