This phrasing requires the dialect of the Midwest Bible Belt

Ethical reasons to eat meat / kill animals associated with food for other reasons:
1. Forcing a carnivorous or omnivorous animal one keeps as a pet to go vegan makes them sick and sad. Have fun trying to give your cat vitamin supplements, and also finding supplements that are truly vegan.
2. The car in front of you…

Mint and mint flavored treats should only be consumed in warm weather.

Recently spotted at Dollar Tree’s impulse rack in DE.
Mini rankings:
1 Mr. Goodbar
2 Special Dark
3 Krackle
4 not being gluttonous.
5 regular Hershey’s

If you haven’t been given a terrible table, there would be no need to request a better one.

Maryland has a Bojangles, but it’s pretty out of the way.

I believe most modern cases are imposition or assimilation where people with straightish hair deciding dress codes require that hair past a certain length must be straight.  Styles that are part of an imposed uniform cannot be appropriated.

Anyone caught knowing what aloo gobi is can be terminated immediately.

Picture a couple at 20&21 to feel better.

Half true. Shakespeare with vibrators gets you an entree, Highlander gets you a well drink.

Applebees gives you a free appetizer if you reenact Star Wars fencing scenes with vibrators. 

*trialthatgetsthrownoutbait

Giant wet blanket was one of the names rejected by marketing.

Diet Coke has no calories, and that is the only beverage that is consumed with more than 3 slices.

Don’t forget photos showing a thermometer in the pizza, and box lid free of cheese.

Agreed; if it looks good, it tastes bad.

This is an example, then, of a Beckzilla in the wild, as mentioned in his taxonomy of the Becky:

You could ... talk to her

Pew research did a study linking fairy tales to the Electoral College.

The result of having no men in the editing board or whatever is running with the idea that ‘tissues for men’ would involve facial use.