Right, but the only people qualified to give such advice are dieticians and excercise professionals, not doctors with god complexes that slept through their nutrition courses, and certainly not random people.

I’ve never had the type of mac & cheese where the cheese is included in the package.  At some point this became a matter of principle.

You may have unveiled his plot to turn her into a decorative housewife.

I always microwave cold casseroles masquerading as salad.

But if ever we needed a good guy with a gun...

It is impossible to say.  I think most people mistake his “voice” for the station test signal and change before any identifying notes.

And every Jersey Girl is from Rhode Island.

This is true.  Cake and most chocolate ice cream is not a dense enough chocolate delivery system.

That is strange anatomy to be the armpit and the anus.

If you say you want a Philly cheesesteak and someone hands you a Philly cheesesteak, you will not feel like you got what you wanted due to it being overrated.

Whenever the pedants are revolting.

For children:

How often are hot dogs cut in any manor?  This is the best argument for the hot dog not being a sandwich.

Right? They used to really throw the book at them.

That, and whoever is putting these kits together believes that green beans are the best side dish.

I believe there are only restrictions for red and blue lights.

Keep left except to exit.

Right, we are talking about the 10%, who look at the 1% when citing examples of how they are ‘not rich’.  They aren’t made out of money, they just have a lot of it.

Isn’t it cute? The right wing calls him a Big Scary Commie, and the left of center call him a not-Democrat, as if we will think this automatically means Republican.

Is Fruity Pebbles close enough?