The ‘fixed’ ad makes it look like he’s going to sacrifice a few first born for a good KFC harvest.

More important than the mustard argument is the question:

You call it a flatbread, and everyone is fine because it is adequately described. Calling it a pizza, sandwich, or gyoza just pollutes the language.

Do you know what my fake Himalayan pink salt is?

People who are loud and disruptive without a phone are entertaining.  Half the conversation is only half the fun.

Let them wear off-brand crocs

The Taco Bell joke may have been the part to offend Latin America - regardless of the ethnicity of the target.

I have to wonder if tips/commission serve as a barrier to wanting promotions.

How much of that average is artificially lowered by brand new businesses, which are likely to be allowed exemptions with any drastic mw hikes?

One might also argue that a business that cannot pay employees does not have a right to exist.

Your argument has merit. There are localities where $15 is the minimum required to pay the bills, and most of those have gone for it.

God Bless America is a decent enough parody of God Save the King/Queen; star spangled banner has no redeeming qualities.

Just make sure it’s not insured.

good dom name, though

all Beatles songs are acceptable; red delicious is the separate projects

In all probability the extortion involves getting them to send nudes, and a description of how they could be made public

Little Ceasar’s still exists, though.

whoever was responsible for the sign likely thinks ‘sandwich’ means ‘food’

before that we had soda vs pop

They sometimes show up in the sandwich area of a menu, but like hot dogs and tacos, no one ever calls them sandwich in common parlance.