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Ghost protocol has been deployed.

I heard Charlize Theron is now engaged to Jon Lovitz.

Maybe relevant:

This is such a wildly privileged opinion. Real people will get hurt under Trump. SCOTUS will be changed. Laws will be passed. The military will be deployed, affecting people around the globe. I get that you want a different political system but this is the one we live in. Don’t throw others under the bus in your quest

This is just too adorable. I’m loving everything about this exchange, and she looks amazing in that pic.

There is nothing about this I don’t like.

Good thing she was in Japan not the US, right?

I love that they kept the station open just for her. Her education was seen as so important there was a whole train station to facilitate. Now if only the whole world could take this attitude to towards the education of women and stop bombing / shooting at buses of girls on their way to school.

I truly despise people who think that saying “I was joking” or “I didn’t mean it” means that awful thing they said isn’t still a window into their character. It is. If that’s what you think is funny, that says something about you. If your go-to insults of women have to do not with their capabilities or their

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD

GOD HE’S JUST SO FUNNY

Also there is no such thing as early April Fools’; you get April 1 and that is it.

“this intentionally taking things the wrong way and blowing it all out of proportion.”

It’s a day that ends in Y.

well he was personally victimized by regina george

I may not be a superhero or a Supreme Court Justice but I can at least live my life knowing that I’ve never thanked Joe Fucking Francis for any goddamn thing.

Look at me Damien Theodore, it’s all for you...

Want to know my theory? I think you gals create these stories of unspeakable horror whenever someone talks about a plan as good as mine as a way of preserving your pristine commodes. I think you know if the truth got out it’d be over for you and your nice bathrooms.