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She had naturally heavy lids and they removed a lot of the fat (a mistake, if you ask me—her eyes were cool that way) and moved the muscle.

I love when straight dudes openly crush on other men. I see it as a sign of security in one’s identity/masculinity/whatever and a lack of any homophobia whether overt or suppressed, and that’s a turn on.

I love the Lonely Island SO MUCH. The absurdity of Threw it on the Ground makes me laugh out loud every time, and I sing it on the reg to my food and toy throwing infant.

Banana Republic has the same problem that J. Crew has. Part fit/style issues, but the main problem is that the quality has been steadily declining for over a decade and price points have stayed steady or increased (beyond normal inflation). No one wants to remain loyal to a store that keeps throwing crappily made

ha yeah I agree. FWIW, though, I’m originally from the great lakes (so my Kasich dumbfuckery awareness is 10/10) and now live in the south, and nobody down here knows about or gives a shit about Kasich. granted, I live in a “big blue blob” but even my republican friends here seem to forget he’s still in the race. In

The lies of depression can exist only in isolation. Brought out into the open, lies are revealed for what they are.

So glad CA barred the use of consent when talking about cases with minors. I almost had a conniption when I read about a “consentual” sexual relationship between a 40 yo teacher and his student. FUCK THAT SHIT.

I have never been jealous of someone else’s sex life until this moment.

By Peter Gallagher’s mighty eyebrows, Christmukkah has come early!

How come when I wanted to ask Eunice out everyone made fun of me, but then Sebastian likes her and suddenly she’s cool? Screw you guys. I hate high school.