I smoke weed and rub jizz on my face, but i’m with you on wishing Trump would have a massive coronary while walking down the steps of Air Force One and then have Melania accidentally-on-purpose push him and then squat over his dead body and whisper “Vladimir sends his regards.”

Dude is a low life, so no surprise he’s in the sock game. The sock game is one of the most brutal industries, right up there with the drug game. A single misstep could have you wearing a toe tag.

They are generally not aggressive unless surprised or looking for food.

Update from Germany:

Ehe für Alle (Marriage for All) passed, legalizing full and equal gay marriage in Germany. Every party except for Merkel’s CDU/CSU and the far right “Alternative for Germany” (AfD) supported the bill. The liberal and centrist parties said they would not form a new coalition with the CDU/CSU if they…

Update from Germany:

Everybody who works for him is terrible at their jobs. I may have disagreed with a lot of what Bush stood for but at least the people he hired had a concept of what their jobs entailed. They at least knew how to spin.

I’m concerned that this constant haranguing of the press in these briefings combined with the political climate being created in this administration is going to cause someone to snap.

omg they’re attempting the Pamchenko!

Oh, southern men.

I “retired” at 40. I figure that that leaves me the option, like Jordan, Favre and Pettitte, that if I get a REALLY good offer, I can get back in the game, but otherwise I’m done. Buncha lying assholes, all of ‘em.

I feel like in my very limited Law and Order knowledge it is, and if it is in California they need to come after him

yeah in a lot of places in the world having unprotected sex with someone without telling them you have HIV is a crime, I know there was at least one guy who was charged with murder because he infected someone who later died of AIDS complications.

Can you be Jezebel’s UK correspondent? I could read your writing every day...

Please flag and dismiss trolls and try not to engage. They’re starting already.

In all seriousness, Quint’s monologue about the USS Indianapolis from Jaws. It might be the greatest monologue on film ever. Certainly my favorite.

Oh, I’ve definitely worked with forensic anthropologists like Bones! Not as glamorous, but just as awkward.

I made my daughter a piano bench for her 6th birthday stained that exact same shade. I’d tell what the shade is, but it was a quite a while back; my daughter is 21 years old now.

I’m so sorry about the mass graves, I truly am. But also - God I hope I don’t offend with this - your description of yourself makes you sound motherf*cking Indiana Jones and I am amazed and humbled.

The tragedy isn’t this man’s fall from grace, it’s that he was able to make us believe that he was, in fact, Heathcliff Huxtable, when it was just another character he played. He’s been doing it his whole life, and now we get to see who he really his. He’s not a mentor, he’s not a family man, he’s just another Goddamn…