It’s a June afternoon in Washington, DC. Of course he’s hot.

You’ve been saving that...

this whole administration is about to borscht at the seams.

That second picture is clearly from the 70's.

Just a reminder to your relatives: this is how they were dressing in the 1960's. Girls, today, did not invent legs and midriff. It’s just that no one really cared.

I have relatives who are high school teachers, and have had this debate with them. They’ll say things about how high school girls are all dressing “slutty these days” (ugh), their cleavage is too much, etc etc, they just want attention. And I’m like listen, WHY do you care? Why do kids have to dress professionally?…

I’m the mother of two boys. If they’re in high school and a teacher propositions them and I find out I’m going straight to the police. It’s not just about the age difference. There’s also a real power imbalance.

Tutu soon.

You’re lucky if you’re not barred from here after that.

Guess you could say his rescuing skills are en pointe.

We survived WW3 (barely) but our president is a fern. Damn fine leader though. Also gas is $2 a gallon, we have our first visitors center on the moon opening up in October, the Golden State Warriors are the current governors of California (bless them and their green initiative) and all currency is in wampum.

Putin or Trump? Putin exercises, so that’s probably out of the question. Trump though, with his chocolate cake/ice cream/fast food addiction and saying exercise is stupid, he’s overdue. I’m sure whatever drugs his doctors have him on to keep his blood pressure at bay will give out soon due to the high stress he’s…

Is there a difference between the alt-right and Bernie Bros by now after the Portland murders?

He ain’t wrong, most electronic voting machines used in this country aren’t up to high security standards that we as Americans voters should expect them to be.

It’s good to see at least one rich asshole isn’t just Putin on airs.

I would cut off my left hand to have a President Michael Bloomberg right now. And he’s not even a Democrat.

You must come from a family of non-toxic people.

As one who donated to their fund, holy shit. He’s totally right. Fuck.

“Suffice it to say that I think it’s immensely, immensely and morally wrong how much money we have gotten as opposed to the money, love, kindness that has been given to that little girl.”