I wonder what the speed record is for 100% self propulsion is. In no way diminishing her ability to maintain speed in a cone of turbulence free air, but I’d be impressed by a Kid on a Huffy getting it up to 80 by themselves too.

“It’s a pretty damn incredible example of what the human body can do.”

Alyson Hannigan was there too!

Don’t ferget tha feetusisis!

This is a good first step, but it’s a shame that they’re still forcing her to completely cover herself up except for her eyes.

I like my little mini Dyson handheld, but my wife is not a fan. Our Dyson Animal was wholly mediocre.

Their vacuums are already cheap plastic hunks of bad QA, I can’t see their car faring much better.

One Thanksgiving morning, my brother-in-law (an adult) walked in on my parents-in-law doing something you never ever want to see your mom doing to your dad. He was horrified and as soon as my husband and I walked in for dinner, he told us angrily, “I saw mom going down on dad this morning!” and it was very awkward but…

Upon first glance, and before my morning caffeine, I thought that that was a Mercury Capri of the era. Like this one:

I love when you talk about being Filipino cuz I get to swoop in like

Read this headline as David Attenborough. “A group of male executives is milling around the fallen Weinstein Co. But, what’s this? In the underbrush, a surprise woman has found the kill.”

This article just made me realize I haven’t bought a new computer in years.

Because the turn signal was being used we know it’s not a BMW.

Probably Kim Jong Un because Donald Trump already fucks me every day.

Oh come on. Seriously why are we even going through the motions of extending the benefit of the doubt? If it looks like shit and smells like shit for god’s sake you don’t need to taste it.

Unfortunately it’s powered by diesel and has 3 open recalls on it.

Blue lies matter.

Things just haven’t been the same for him after the space program ended.

Half the problem is science reporting by people who only understand enough about it to be dangerous, to a public that doesn’t understand it at all. Instead of dumbing down the science we should be smartening up the people.

...US Navy Ship returning to home port under her own power and not having rammed another ship...