in middle school after Shaggy got big, i got a t-shirt that said ‘It Wasn’t Me’ on it and honestly i’ve stayed up at night, 31 years old now, thinking about how much i regret that decision.

On the other hand i definitely wish i still had my Kony 2012 tshirt

I’m about to change all your games, blow all your minds, and rock all your worlds (assuming anyone sees this because I am eternally fucking grey):

Today, CVS told Jezebel that the pharmacist, who “violated company policies and does not reflect our values” is no longer employed at the company and that CVS “extends its sincere apologies to Ms. Hall.”

Wow. That pharmacist is a piece of shit.

Here are some of the party decorations.

Sorry if we’re not applauding her for begrudgingly doing the right thing eventually.

Invariably some asshat has to always make some pedantic grammar comment. Always.

As an *actual* cancer survivor, I am disgusted by this woman. She preyed on the desperate, the sick, and the dying. Because of her, people likely forewent actual evidence-based medicine in favor of her dietary “cure.”

Justin Bieber’s mustache makes him look like someone’s deadbeat dad in 1982.

When I was a wee lass I had to write a paragraph about my hero for school. Everyone else wrote about their dads or the president or firefighters or famous sports people or whatever. I wrote mine about Elaine Benes. I’m pretty proud of that one.

Anyhoo...Kinja  ate what I JUST typed: I am glad JLD is recovering and vacationing well. I like Veep but I think of something funny related to Elaine almost daily. She was the best character/part of Seinfeld every time.

Who the hell cast that? Mr. Gill was a big rough looking masculine person that insisted on be referred to as male, and they what? Cast a 110lb super effeminate looking woman to play him? He demanded to be called Mister. He obviously valued his masculinity. What are they gonna do? Slap a mustache on her? Jesus. Take a…

1) ScarJo is an incredibly famous and well known actress who was amongst the highest paid for a few years. At that level, you can turn down things and share as much blame as casting. She’s not out here bussing tables part time and landing her first big break, this is irresponsible and her response is dissrespectful.

Because her taking it actively prevents trans people from using their own voices in a system where they already experience extraordinary marginalization and erasure. She’s an active participant in the oppression of trans folks by taking this role. How is that not clear?

Scarlett has always come across as totally thoughtless and self-absorbed. Remember when she was more concerned about Dylan Farrow setting off famous actresses’ google alerts than with the actual substance of her child sexual abuse accusations against Woody Allen? Ugh.

I used to like Scarlett but she makes it so difficult. Just listen to criticism and respond thoughtfully. People may even think you’re a better person for it. Imagine that! 

That video of Josh Duhamel’s gf (I can’t be bothered to scroll back up) preening around with a ‘body positive message’ as the caption is giving me an eye twitch.

Girl, that woman is gaudy personified. Money cannot by style nor class. She is vulgar as fuck.

I never got it. Never smiles. Those nightmarish cartoon eyebrows. She always looks like she has cramps and would just love to tear someone up.

It’s one for every child he fathered outside of the marriage?