My dog was scared of everything when we first got her from the shelter: Children, men, other dogs, cats, birds, the vaccum, the dark, loud noises, being alone, the tv, any kind of water, loud laughing, talking in a serious voice etc.
As the months went by and she felt more secure all of that went away, except she still…

The rescue pom...

I forgot a kitty picture. How dare I.

our rescue, bellamy, is really skittish around bigger dogs. he’s blind in one eye and has a bunch of miscellaneous scars, so i think he was probably beat up by other dogs when he was still on the streets :( he’s the. biggest mush, so he was probably the kid who got his lunch money stolen by all the bullies.

Penis-owner here.

Omg. This fucking white person hated friends. I mean I hated friends.

I absolutely support a person’s right to say no. No unwanted attention, no unwanted touching. Ever.

That’s fair, we’re a bunch of crooks and our language nudges up against English at best ;)

I have so much to say about this series, and this episode, that I don’t know where to begin. (I’ll begin here: this show is absolutely breathtaking.)

Nora lied at the end, and it doesn’t matter.

Yup. She look great, she’s young, it’s an image exactly identical to what millions of of teenagers post every damn day and I’ll defend her right to do whatever makes her happy, especially after such a shitty upbringing with her evil mom. However, there is an air of desperation and sadness to most of the images she…

I am far from an outrage junkie, I actually liked Kathy Griffin before this, and I cannot stand Donald Trump, but...yeah. That was bad, and she’s gonna be pretty fucked, and she should be.

I don’t know if anyone will see this (which is too fitting, considering what I’m about to say), but here goes.

I don’t have any friends. I don’t know how to connect with people, and I’m coming to the conclusion that it’s just something in my personality, something about me as a person, that people don’t really care to…

Nobody needs to bring their A-game to fuck with a woman who puts jade up her vagina. You don’t even have to bring your B-game to do that.

Publicist #5: (Perravieja, who is not a publicist, but who read Dirt Bag this morning)

This kind of thing is all I meant. I can’t believe so many are barking down my snorkel. lol

I came here to completely agree the biggest shade thrower was buzzfeed calling her “a chef”. When I clicked on the link and saw it was Giada I burst out laughing. #TeamNicole on this one though

Or, funny how becoming a hardcore drunk can kill someone’s looks and make them into an abusive turd.

Looking at that top picture, Jdepp is starting to get the face he deserves.