Some lady told me that I should reconsider sleeveless tops because my arms are getting kind of “manly” lately. I told her that she should really reconsider telling other adults what to wear because it might cause someone else, someone not so fucking pleasant, someone not so just gosh darned interested in cake and NOT…

Today I finally worked up the nerve to confront my mother in law, and let me tell you.... It feels amazing. Granted it came out of left field, and I was shaking like crazy, but it was time to call her out on her shitty, narcissistic behaviour, and I feel pretty proud of myself. She retorted to insults, so I got the…

“Bake me a pie and you may get a surprise,” — DIABEETUS

Wait, there was another dude besides John Hannah in that movie? 

What’re the betting odds for Jesse Williams’s character on Grey’s getting killed off a la Patrick Dempsey’s now?

Are we sure cherry pie isn’t a euphemism for something?

The reason no one mentions the dead man’s crimes is that they are irrelevant to the way he was treated while in custody. 

Dude they’re chicken nuggets with BBQ sauce they’re not ebola.

What a dipshit.

I have said this before and it never stops being true: Donnie sounds like someone trying to have a serious conversation on a ball of cocaine. I really can’t listen to him talk, and when I read the shit he said, he sounds like a puppy that has too many shiny objects and noise makers around it.

Ok, so I got my puppy! Introducing Franklin the mystery mix! Approximately 10 weeks and 8 lbs. His tail is very chihuahua, almost pug-like, and his face looks like a pitbull’s, though it’s pointier than it appears in most pics. He is so sweet, loves to sleep, loves to pee.

Phoebe chilling in the corner.

I didn’t freak out in the hairdressers! Normally I hate people anywhere near my head, but the hairdresser lady was really good about not freaking me out and even managed to cut my bangs without touching my face, which nobody else has managed to do!

I have a bug with a tongue out too!

This is my baby girl Moxie . Last Friday she got out of the house and my neighbor trapped her and dumped her out in the middle of nowhere. He said he was just trying to get rid of the strays in the neighborhood. We talked to  this fucker twice describing our missing cat, once on Sunday and once on Monday and he…

Lucy has captured the most dangerous game, the feather on a string.

I gave birth last Saturday, when I was only 25 weeks along, because my high blood pressure turned into preeclampsia and then HELLP syndrome in a matter of days. Original plan was to keep me at the hospital for as many weeks as possible before delivery, but my labs turned bad and then worse and doctors think I would…

It’s Sunday morning in Australia and we just got back from the local farmers markets with delicious bagels, currently nomming away while watching Doctor Who!

Here’s Joe Bruin, going for a hike.

What a gorgeous doggo! Here’s Amy’s Easter pic: