I know you were praying for it to be a white guy so you could insert your pre-typed smug remarks.

I would trade everything I own to see those two hairless minxes go to town on each other.

Approves.

On the other hand....free alligator.

Interesting turn of phrase. . . I like it.

No kidding. Back in 1974, when my county commission in Alabama decided to provide its residents with water (because they felt we were too dumb to decide whether we wanted to keep our wells or accept the county’s generous services), my family and most everybody in my community kept our wells operating, keeping faucets…

He probably tried to get in her knickers.

Youre off your meds.

Whatever, I would still let her use my face as a bicycle seat.

“And who’s gonna clean up the blood, nigga?”

The princess has an amazing ass.

Fat and blind is no way to go through life, son.

pass.

I’m not going out into the woods to make a fort with my bare hands without a cooler of ice cold beer. Ok let’s be honest, I’m not going out in the woods at all, just give me a beer.

State Farm Mutual Automobile Insurance Company Stadium

“This pitching change brought to you by Xerox, that’s Xerox, the company that’s somehow still in business!”

No, this pitching change brought to me by the pitcher who was just getting fucking shelled out there.

“Xaxanalane: The Official Industrial Slurry of The Dallas Mavericks!”

Bechtel Engineering, Nation Guild of Hypnotists And Zanzibar Island Park

If shes in Heaven please send me to Hell.