“Is this a sequel? Am I going to be in it??”

Bullshit, this wasnt a chamber orchestra.

I know, dwayne.

If she wants to work out she can use my face for a bicycle seat.

Straight up.

So models are automatically classified as bubbleheads? But what do I know, I’m just an adult over the age of 40 who would rather have hot bamboo shoved under my fingernails than to judge a woman based on her profession, or her intelligence based purely on her age.

Wouldn't he be a bigger douchebag if he carried on some sort of sham Hollywood marriage (i.e., all of them) and screwed around on some woman whose had his children? I think it's refreshing that he doesn't subscribe to that sort of hypocrisy. And let's get real - if you were Leo and you could date models (or RHIANNA,…

Sorry, im sure you think you know men but theres nothing “boring” about fucking a string of early twenties underwear models. Not even remotely.

the people who tell others they cannot stand at a concert are the worst and should be shamed.

Any semi automatic weapon is capable of that. Where as assault rifles have some form of automatic fire. More importantly assault rifles are federally regulated due to the fire mode where as purely semi-automatic rifles aren’t.

The new husband embodies the word “louche."

Wow, those people look really greasy.

Why is he a shallow, vapid, douchebag?

Nothing pisses off older women like the fact that men can get older and older and still fuck 19-20 year old models because they are rich and famous.

Let’s all respect the only person ever to witness tragedy.

Its always so sad when kinda hot girls get shot.

At what point in the children’s game can we start physically attacking the other players for succeeding? I don’t know. That’s for the crying babies filling their diapers about it to decide I guess.

Well, I’ve always thought threatening species extinction was pretty bad. Also I don’t hold humans higher than any other animal when it comes to rights and abuses. And animals don’t practice bad religions.

I wish I could wire up a switch that would deploy the passenger side airbag when pushed. Sometimes my friends jabber on about the dumbest shit.