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Don’t the fights make it less boring though?

Then MLB needs to be cancelled because its fucking boring.

remember, MLB (and all major leagues) are just a TV show

While naked.

Locker room interviews are fucking stupid.

“Let there be no debate. If you bother me, I’m going to whip your ass.”

Was that fan not aware that of any former professional basketball player, Charles Barkley is the one who has actually thrown someone through a plate glass window, and when asked by the judge if he had any regrets, said yes, I wish I had been on a higher floor?

Trying to throw down in a suit would suck.

Yep, I’m not sure that’s much better... Anything having to do with sex and intermingling with witnessing by parents/children, right in that same category.

Wow, that reaches a level I never thought of even considering. Wow. Yeah, I’m going to need a minute here.

WOW! that escalated quickly!

Id rather watch my parents have anal sex.

Song of the summer for secretaries who drive camaros and have ankle tattoos.

You walk around in the summertime sayin “How about this heat!”

+1 government watch list

I dinged a dong in my front yard once.

If I see him walking down the highway im gonna head for the shoulder, hit the gas and turn on the windshield wipers.

Make a good movie?

Maybe they should stick to the Highway of No Kidnapping.

Who did that?