WTF is wrong with you?

Cool story bro!

Fuck that pussy shit.

Everyone ive ever met who was really into kayaking was kind of stupid.

It was so brave of them to attempt this with only two support boats shadowing them.

“There’s a scar on my left thumb where the paddle wore away at me, and it’s probably there for the rest of my life.”

I miss the old days when people just beat their kids.

Sorry, Jezebel doesn't acknowledge democrat victim blaming.

His heroic story battling the injuries he received from this will soon be told in the tear jerking TV movie “Ryan’s Voglesong”

He wants someone to high five him first. How long that’d take is beyond me.

Brady will push this until he has no more options, because he will never admit to any wrongdoing (and giving up would be such an admission).

WHY? BECAUSE HES BLACK??!!

If you're not a Patriots' fan, you could root for Goodell's and Brady's cars to have a head-on collision on their way to the Circuit Court hearing.

Yeah, just let it go, man.

Full disclosure: I’m a Pats fan. But yeah, this is insane. Just take the hit and end this shit.

Theres nobody to root for here.

I agree, Goodell is being a massive crybaby. He should quit his job and commit hara-kiri.

That’s not how Goodell rolls.

Why doesnt this crybaby just take his lumps like a man (especially since he did it) and move on.

Sometimes I’ve become clairvoyant... “That SOB is going to run that light!” and ZOOOM! they are gone and I was on my brakes 50 feet earlier.