“Feldman got molested but not me??”

Yeah, which is sad.

Then MLB needs to be cancelled because its fucking boring.

Locker room interviews are fucking stupid.

“Let there be no debate. If you bother me, I’m going to whip your ass.”

People are fucked up.

****women of America wailing in protest****

Baseball is fucking boring.

Trying to throw down in a suit would suck.

Still better than her album.

That movie blows donkey balls.

Or id rather have my parents watch me have anal sex.

Id rather watch my parents have anal sex.

Song of the summer for secretaries who drive camaros and have ankle tattoos.

You walk around in the summertime sayin “How about this heat!”

I dinged a dong in my front yard once.

Should have taken a shit in a pizza box.

At least hes not making movies.

Have you knot heard of this guy?

If I see him walking down the highway im gonna head for the shoulder, hit the gas and turn on the windshield wipers.