Maybe they should stick to the Highway of No Kidnapping.

Who did that?

WTF is wrong with you?

I wanna bang the hater in the leather jacket.

lol I dont even watch football.

“I have no idea what that message meant”

How so?

Riddle me this Professor, why did equipment manager Jim McNally refer to himself as “The Deflator” in his texts with John Jastremski?

Fuck that pussy shit.

The ideal gas law, lol.

Everyone ive ever met who was really into kayaking was kind of stupid.

Have as many anonymous sexual encounters as possible.

“There’s a scar on my left thumb where the paddle wore away at me, and it’s probably there for the rest of my life.”

I miss the old days when people just beat their kids.

“Nice headshot!”

WHY? BECAUSE HES BLACK??!!

Yeah, just let it go, man.

Theres nobody to root for here.

Why doesnt this crybaby just take his lumps like a man (especially since he did it) and move on.

More on the blonde in front please.