Uhh, why don’t you just... ENROLL!!!!

She’s so fired.

The only way I will ever like Tony Romo is if he speaks out against Hardy as a Cowboy.

P.S. Why can he wear that shit on his face yet Heyward gets fined?

I hardy think your readers want to get closer to his action...

could a word better than ‘appearing’ be used? I’m not sure what word it would be... but why is the word ‘appearing’ the one that constitutes innocent until proven guilty?

This is what my migraines look like.

Keep it off the sidelines, Hardy.

Do you have any idea how hard it is to root for the Mets, knowing their best player right now is an out and proud homophobe? I love the Mets. I wish Murphy would slump.

They’re going away, right? Their commercials now grate me more than those Kars4Kids commercials. (P.S. Can Gawker please do a ‘where are they now’ with the Kars 4 Kids kids?

She’s not wrong. I’d love to be her Campaign Bestie... I mean Taylor Swift has besties, why Can’t Hil?

Curious... what’s the difference?

If I write an ask to CBS, will you publish it?

This is one of my favorite facts... This American Life saw a 7% increase in traffic after they transcribed their audio archive. It literally benefits everybody.

not offensive. funny. offensive is creating a podcast without transcripts on a platform for readers.

you just made me LO

any transcriptions on this for the hearing impaired?

Suddenly I’m hoping there’ll be a November outbreak of Pink Eye in the NFL.

Go Deadspin Go!!! Mad props.

This just went from the comment of a curious teenager to the comment of a well adjusted adult.