You’re such a bad faith piece of shit. Do you honestly think people being criticized is “silencing” them? Or is it more likely that you find any criticism of “anti-PC” behavior (in other words, racist, bigoted bullshit) as intolerable and you believe you should be free from consequences of your backwards ass views?

As a general rule, most people tend to delete a lot of email without reading it, or just ignore it, only opening emails they care about. If this were a direct marketing campaign, a 3.5% success rate would be fairly good.

Now Comey can go back to his true calling - standing around in the woods talking about how principled he is.

So now James Comey understands a very little how Hils Clinton felt.

The wars of the future will not be fought on the battlefield or at sea. They will be fought in space, or possibly on top of a very tall mountain. In either case, most of the actual fighting will be done by small robots. And as you go forth today remember always your duty is clear: To build and maintain those robots.

“So is the Trump campaign consciously dog-whistling at white nationalists or just plain stupid?”

Sloppy work. They omitted his loss to Shirtless Fat Hawaiian minutes earlier.

I would bet that most kickers on NFL teams right now could kick 70 yd field goals during practice.

So are we just conceding that tackling is not a skill we require in kickers?

This response is pure garbage, just like you. ;)

Aside from your asinine view of California, why do you think that someone that chooses to live in Wyoming should have a greater impact on elections than someone who chooses to live in California?

Yes, because that’s exactly how California is at every single street corner, and totally NOT how Wyoming or any other conservative shithole is anywhere across their states. Right? Stop being a bad-faith asshole.

I’ve definitely seen the bad side of tenure, but yeah, Karpf’s “fuck right off” is a thing of beauty.

To be fair, pretty much nobody who is actually an “elite” thinks that you’re an elite for having a golden toilet. They think you’re a tacky person with more money than sense. They think you’re elite for other foolish wastes of money, like buying organic food or paying to send your kid to some expensive Montessori…

We are a nation full of morons, may as well cater to them.

New York billionaire grifter real estate tycoon/reality TV celebrity game show star derides New York Democratic Socialist erstwhile bartender who wore out a pair of shoes shlepping for votes as being an out of touch coastal elite in the pocket of Big Liberal Money.

Someone born into a wealthy NY real estate family is calling a Puerto Rican-American bartender a “coastal elite” and his supporters fucking swallow every last drop of it.

That “dead horse” has run roughshod over the political landscape for far, far too long.

Bret, invite me to dinner at your house. I will NOT call you a bedbug. I will, however, give you a swirly and bang your wife. 

I just re-joined Twitter like a month ago after a multi-year absence, and barely use it, but this whole situation has delighted me to no end.